Hello! You've arrived at the infamous Room 404
... now where did we put it? (head buried under the sofa, looking for it)
What was it again? That amazing thing you were looking for?
... maybe you would like to get in touch with Callie? She's ace at finding misplaced things; just let her know what you were seeking.
PS We are so sorry you've been inconvenienced by our pet gremlins :(